I especially can't stand myself

Imagine earnestly liking a song.

It’s likely that the Great Filter (note the capitals there) is how a species handles the demo. It’s just a theory, but the demo is a cultural institution in all Type III Kardashev civilisations. That tells you everything you need to know.  

/ ________________ O===* >________________> \ ~ s t er i le ~ ------------------------ ~ n ox o ~ ------------------------ ~ de l ta ni ne ~ ------------------------ MAY 22ND MT EDEN SCOUT HALL $10 _____________________\ <____________________< *===O /

Disgraced shamans in your area! Call 0900 UHH YEP :D

Hi all. Had a few questions about this morning’s Hutt Dawn Service. My name was read out to lay a wreath and I wasn’t there. This is obviously pretty embarrassing and I am gutted. I did not know the RSA were expecting to me to lay a wreath and I wasn’t officially invited to do so. Obviously if I had known, I would have been there. One thing I won't miss however, is the next Noxo show. They are perhaps the best noise that this country has spewed forth since my beloved Shihad. Fellas, if you'd like me to ask Jon to do a guest spot for you, let me know, as he owes me one.

Hi all, Browny here. Just taking this opportunity to state, under some duress, that I support our Sikh and Muslim communities, as well as Noxo. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Look I must admit, yesterday I got it wrong. After spending some time last night with this Noxo 2026 promo cassette thingy (what I will say to you is that for all his foibles, Winston can still fairly crank up a cassette deck), I must say that it seems to rock. What I will say to you all now is, in much the same way as my team in the National party are committed to working hard all day every day for everyday kiwis, these Noxo boys are committed to bringing the riffs. That vocalist could show David Seymour a thing or two about being a man. Not a Jacinda fan amongst this lot, I'm certain. So in summary, to sum it all up, what I will say in 2026 is, vote National, vote Noxo, rock on til the break of dawn my children. -C

Your Mom is an unstable subatomic particle with a mean lifetime of 2.2 μs. Your Mom excited a quantum field with oscillations of imaginary mass. Your Mom violated causality leading to a logical paradox. 

When I say ‘every morning’, I mean EVERY morning.

Why don't you like me?

Love the hair though boys!

We have been working really hard on making sure our stakeholders can take home the benefits of their investment but frankly the market just cant support another Noxo appearance, and what I'd say to you is maybe its time to give up.

there’s a chance, with a value higher than zero, that NOXO means “boner” in a dead language

There is a world under our world. Have you ever wondered why the apparitions and horrors of cultures across the world all share such striking similarities? Hairy creatures accompanied by a sulphurous smell? Small delicate pale creatures, not quite human? Mothman lives.