You can't step in the same river twice but you can piss in it as often as you want.

I need an exorcism done on me

____________________ / may 22nd \ ! ~ n o x o ~ ! ! ~ s t e r i l e ~ ! ! ~ d e l t a n i n e~ ! ! @ mt eden scout hall ! ! all ages ! \____________________/ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! \__/

Your hair looked really nice today

G'day Rhys Darby here, big fan of the band. Was wondering if we could use one of your songs and have you perform on the up and coming Rhys Darby show, would be honored. In the episode I had in mind, my son Rhys Jnr. gets into hardcore drugs via peer pressure from Max Key in the toilets of a Noxo show (where youse come in) but then Jason Gunn's son gets him into rehab with an appearance from Steve Irwin's son who get's him into community service zoo work. Rhys is concerned and has a vent to Brett and Jermaine. Anyways, email me back at [email protected]. Be wicked to have youse. No pay but heaps of exposure and maybe some bandcamp sales could come about if you're lucky ;).

Singer sold me a haunted bong once and now every time I listen to Mr. President - Coco Jambo I piss myself

My entire village was killed by Noxo in the name of Thug Psych and now you make a website for them!! Wayne Brown is right, this site needs to go!

Smack nuts

Space smells like burnt steak

NOnononononoNO

supplement facts: srving size, THREE capsules!!!?

What's your favorite STD?

Amyl, nos and shrooms let’s go (NO SEX)

I come in peas

This website brings shame upon us all